Thanks to a recent bout of food poisoning (and subsequent purging) I’m bikini body ready! These photographs were taken, however, when I still had an ass. Sadly, you lose the good and the bad when it comes to the B.R.A.T diet (bananas, rice, applesauce and toast) and unlike Dr. Oz, my weight loss claims are highly modest.
Foregoing emaciation by poisoning, here’s a bathing suit that will make you look good (I promise) no matter what your diet is. The difference with L*Space By Monica Wise is apparent upon change room trial. If a bathing suit could be a sexy Spanx, then it would be an L*Space bikini. The bottoms especially hug in all the right places and lovingly grace things like muffin tops without accentuating, or in layman’s terms: digging into your hips. Bonus? L*Space knows how to do the Brazilian cheeky cut. Cot damn!
This is my first L*Space bikini from their SS14 collection – and it certainly won’t be my last. I decided to play it safe with my first, opting for a lavender mid-coverage ensemble. However, I have my eye on an electric coral “Itsy Bottom Bitsy” that I’m hoping to wear after squats. Farewell to my derriere for now!
Photography by Alexander Liang.