Fish don’t fry in the kitchen. Beans don’t burn on the grill. To inaugurate the Blue Jay’s season now officially open, hipsters hailing from Queen West to Cabbage Town clad in Blue Jay snapbacks and v-necks, I decided to sort out my own version of what I’d wear to a baseball game. Trust me, the Victoria’s Secret “I heart BJ’s” cropped top was a close second.
Although the eve of the home opener was quite toasty, it’s always a good idea to pack an extra blanket these days. Just in case shit like yesterday happens. My blanket scarf has had a dual purpose this season in keeping me warm and simultaneously, making me look like an Olsen twin. Originally, I wanted to say a homeless person, but realized that an Olsen twin would be both synonymous and politically correct.
I mean, the last thing you want is to look like you’re actually getting taken out to the ballgame. No team paraphernalia here. Only ironic outfits rule. Think Victoria Beckham courtside at the Lakers game in Louboutins and a Rick Owens beater. Or conversely, Mary Kate Olsen rolling out of bed in, well, this outfit:
Jetset Outfit: Wilfred t-shirt; J Brand jeans; Zara coat; Zara blanket scarf; Hermès double tour bracelet; Birks silver bracelet; Soles ankle boots; Nella Bella Mizar Nu Saturn bag; Ray-ban vintage aviators.
Photography by Alexander Liang.
