And all things precious. Hailing from Australia, Dr. Roebuck’s Bubs & Bits is here to save the day for dry skin (which is the perfect excuse when your significant other asks what you’re doing with diaper cream) and when they aren’t looking, you rub it all over your nether regions after a gnarly bikini wax and/or ad hoc Venus shave in your shower, trembling with relief. It’s also really great for dry elbows and barf-worthy dry heels, and all those other wonderful side effects of winter.
Just the other day I noticed a goose-pimply region on my index finger, and I’m using Dr. Roebuck’s on it because it’s also good for rashes. All those MILFS out there might want to use it on diaper rashes, kinda like our generation’s Penaten cream; if you don’t have memories of the blue and gold tin can you’re way too young for me. Dr. Roebuck’s on the other hand is free of all petrochemicals, sulphates, glycols, silicas, and all synthetic fragrances and colours, and looks way nicer in your purse.
I’m going to send one lucky, dry-patched reader a full size jar (100mL) of Dr. Roebuck’s Bubs & Bits. All you have to do is leave a comment on this blog post as to why you need some dry skin, diaper rash (or post-wax) relief – and please, don’t leave out all the good parts! Contest ends Monday, February 2, 2015. Good luck!
*Contest open to Canadian residents only