It’s July 4th, and nobody gives a damn about what’s happening online. We’re all out enjoying the outdoors: BBQ, drunk tanks, comparing cellulite marks while suntanning on the dock – you know, the fun stuff. I don’t know anyone whose Fourth of July would include wearing ready-to-wear, but I’m sure those privileged bozos exist. So much so that designers have now invented a new fashion season altogether called “Resort.” I know, I know, Resort has been around for ages. However, this year designers have stepped it up, flying clients halfway around the world to a remote island in Dubai (Chanel) and basically filling up our summer schedules with more fashion shows than ever (oh, sorry, you didn’t see me at Dior?). My favourite as usual is Chloé, even though I wouldn’t even be able to tell you where to buy something like Chloé Resort ’15 and would probably have no place to wear it (I got secrets can’t leave Cancun). Feast your eyes on the eyelash fringe and slouchy silhouette, colour blocked in the only way Chloé knows how. But would I wear it to an all-inclusive resort in Mexico? Yo no se, amigos.
